Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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