I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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