My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
