Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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