the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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