i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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