Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize