its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We are all done wearing pants today
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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