woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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