it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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