you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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