I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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