i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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