He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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