no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
