normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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