No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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