What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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