I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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