Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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