there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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