New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
