Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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