what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
sex in a hospital.. check
Please don't give away my fajitas
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