I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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