Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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