if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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