I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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