My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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