would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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