worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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