After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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