I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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