We're like a lot better than the average bears
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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