You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
