if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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