I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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