It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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