How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
