Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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(510): View more from California

So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school

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(352): View more from Florida

im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition

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(509): View more from Washington

my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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(917): View more from New York City

I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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(714): View more from California

Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.

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