I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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