I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
