problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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