got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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