I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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