So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
