being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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