i may or may not be watching the land before time
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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