I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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