i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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