so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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