we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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