I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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