jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
wow bdsm is so cute
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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