This is not my ceiling
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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